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Goat Poop Ultra Premium Chocolate

Regular price $28
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Our Neighbors' favorite funny treat is finally back!


This delectable, snackable chocolate treat (and perfect gag gift!) boasts an array of flavorful fillings, from caramel to pretzel, cookies, butterscotch, and more. Pop one (or twelve) into your mouth and get whisked away on a magical journey led by our esteemed goat artisans.

  

Includes 6 flavors:

  • Sea Salt Caramel
  • White Chocolate Sugar Cookie
  • Toasted Almonds
  • Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers
  • Maple Malted Milk Balls
  • Roasted Hazelnut

 

Now you can practice Kindness while you shop!

As a brand built on a single act of Kindness, we are so honored to partner with Kindness.org to help spread Kindness today and always. For each Kindness Shop product sold, 1% of all sales will be donated to Kindness.org and their mission to educate and inspire people to choose Kindness.

Goat Poop Ultra Premium Chocolate Product Information: Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening. Size: 1lb Directions: Store in a cool, dry place. Product Details: This tin includes an assortment of: Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate. White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa. Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate. Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch. Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy. Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness. Ingredients: CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors. MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE. MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS
Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening.
Size: 1lb
Store in a cool, dry place.
This tin includes an assortment of:

Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate.

White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa.

Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate.

Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch.

Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy.

Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness.
CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors.

MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE.
MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS

Goat Poop Ultra Premium Chocolate

Regular price $28
Unit price
per 
Capacity: 1 lb
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1% of all sales will be donated to Kindness.org.

Our Neighbors' favorite funny treat is finally back!


This delectable, snackable chocolate treat (and perfect gag gift!) boasts an array of flavorful fillings, from caramel to pretzel, cookies, butterscotch, and more. Pop one (or twelve) into your mouth and get whisked away on a magical journey led by our esteemed goat artisans.

  

Includes 6 flavors:

  • Sea Salt Caramel
  • White Chocolate Sugar Cookie
  • Toasted Almonds
  • Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers
  • Maple Malted Milk Balls
  • Roasted Hazelnut

 

Now you can practice Kindness while you shop!

As a brand built on a single act of Kindness, we are so honored to partner with Kindness.org to help spread Kindness today and always. For each Kindness Shop product sold, 1% of all sales will be donated to Kindness.org and their mission to educate and inspire people to choose Kindness.

Goat Poop Ultra Premium Chocolate Product Information: Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening. Size: 1lb Directions: Store in a cool, dry place. Product Details: This tin includes an assortment of: Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate. White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa. Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate. Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch. Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy. Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness. Ingredients: CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors. MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE. MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS
Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening.
Size: 1lb
Store in a cool, dry place.
This tin includes an assortment of:

Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate.

White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa.

Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate.

Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch.

Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy.

Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness.
CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors.

MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE.
MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS

Our Neighbors' favorite funny treat is finally back!


This delectable, snackable chocolate treat (and perfect gag gift!) boasts an array of flavorful fillings, from caramel to pretzel, cookies, butterscotch, and more. Pop one (or twelve) into your mouth and get whisked away on a magical journey led by our esteemed goat artisans.

  

Includes 6 flavors:

  • Sea Salt Caramel
  • White Chocolate Sugar Cookie
  • Toasted Almonds
  • Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers
  • Maple Malted Milk Balls
  • Roasted Hazelnut

 

Now you can practice Kindness while you shop!

As a brand built on a single act of Kindness, we are so honored to partner with Kindness.org to help spread Kindness today and always. For each Kindness Shop product sold, 1% of all sales will be donated to Kindness.org and their mission to educate and inspire people to choose Kindness.

Goat Poop Ultra Premium Chocolate Product Information: Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening. Size: 1lb Directions: Store in a cool, dry place. Product Details: This tin includes an assortment of: Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate. White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa. Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate. Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch. Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy. Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness. Ingredients: CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors. MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE. MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS
Goat Poop comes in a sealed bag within the can to keep it fresh before opening. Best enjoyed before the "Best By" date on the can. Use within 6 months of opening.
Size: 1lb
Store in a cool, dry place.
This tin includes an assortment of:

Sea Salt Caramel: Our perfectly balanced salty-sweet caramels come enrobed in milk and dark chocolate.

White Chocolate Sugar Cookie: It’s not the holidays without a crisp sugar cookie. Layered with white chocolate and dusted in cocoa.

Whole Roasted Hazelnuts: Roasted to bring out hazelnut’s deep, buttery notes and coated in milk chocolate.

Toasted Almonds: Roasty toasty whole almonds are covered in milk and dark chocolates for a satisfying crunch.

Butterscotch Pretzel Poppers: A thin layer of butterscotch is wrapped around pretzels and coated in milk chocolate. Salty, sweet, crunchy, yummy.

Maple Malted Milk Balls: Your childhood treat is all grown up with a touch of golden maple sweetness.
CHOCOLATE (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Belgian Unsweetened Chocolate, Whole Milk Powder, Skim Milk Powder, Butteroil, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla Extract), CARAMEL (Milk, Corn Syrup, Cane Sugar, Cream, Whey, Salt, Dextrose, Sea Salt), COOKIES (Enriched Wheat Flour, Brown Sugar, Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Butter, Modified Palm Oil, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Glucose-Fructose, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Salt, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Natural Cocoa, Soy Lecithin, Corn Starch, Annatto Extract), Dry Roasted Hazelnuts, MALT BALLS (Corn Syrup, Confectionery Coating (Sugar, Hydrogenated Palm Kernel Oil, Cocoa Powder, Whey Powder, Nonfat Milk Powder, Soy Lecithin, Vanilla), Sugar, Dairy Blend (Whey, Whey Protein Concentrate), Malt Powder (Malted Barley, Wheat, Milk, Hydrolyzed Wheat Gluten, Sodium Bicarbonate, Salt)), Dry Roasted Almonds, BUTTERSCOTCH (Sugar, Palm Kernel Oil, Whey Powder, Powdered Whey Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin, Sorbitan Tristearate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Colors (FD&C Yellow #5 (Tartrazine) , FD&C Yellow #6 (Sunset Yellow FCF), FD&C Red #40 (Allura Red) , FD&C Red #3 (Erythrosine) FD&C Blue #1 (Brilliant Blue FCF), Cocoa Butter)), PRETZELS (Enriched Wheat Flour, Vegetable Oil (Corn and/or Canola and/or Soybean), Salt, Corn Syrup, Sodium Bicarbonate, Yeast), Confectioners Glaze, Water, Gum Arabic, Sucrose, Glucose Syrup, Natural and Artificial Flavors.

MILK, SOY, WHEAT, TREE NUTS (ALMONDS, HAZELNUTS), TARTRAZINE.
MAY CONTAIN: SULPHITES, EGGS, PEANUTS
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